I cannot be trusted with simple tasks
Let's set the scene:
Your helping your partner move a bunch of things to the back gate so he can pack them into his car and take them all to the dump. A few rusty fold up chairs, some recycling, you're on a roll!
You then decide to try and move the old shower screen that your partner took out to replace with a much nicer shower curtain.
The screen is heavier than you realised, but that's ok you want to help! And so you start to lightly drag it across the patio using the hand rail attached to make it easier.
It's at that point the screen noticed you were struggling and tried to help make itself lighter the only way it knew how...
by exploding into a thousand tiiiny pebble like pieces, leaving you standing there, slightly bewildered, with only the towel rail still in hand.
From now on I think I'll stick to moving things that can't suddenly turn into the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle...